Kids.

Ty: Mom, I thought I was just going to toot but ummm well something else came out instead can you help me?

Emma: standing alone in the hallway with her back turned to me she blurts, "I can't drive! I'm a Goose!" 

Gracie: standing alone in the toy room, screaming "MOOOOOOOOM! Mooooooooooom"  I come to her and say "what?" She looks at me like I'm the crazy one. 

Maylee: Can I have a Rice Krispie treat?
Me: no, you've had three today all ready. 

Maylee: okay, I'll just have a Marshmalow then. 

Me: ahhhghhghgh